About This Game Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:- It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.- - - - - -- - -- - - - - -- - -- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.-- - - -- The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging.-- - - -- You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.-- - - - - - You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.-- - - -- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.-- - ----- ---- - - - - - -- --- - - - -Thank you for your engagement.-------*******//////////**********------------##########////////-----------ADDITIONAL INFO:- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio). 1075eedd30 Title: Cheap GolfGenre: Action, Indie, SportsDeveloper:PixeljamPublisher:PixeljamRelease Date: 5 Nov, 2018 Cheap Golf Download Utorrent cheap golf 5 gti for sale in gauteng. cheap golf pencils. cheap golf kent. cheap golf 5 for sale. cheap golf 4 for sale. cheap golf irons. cheap golf equipment. cheap golf lessons melbourne. cheap golf holidays. cheap golf wang. cheap golf japan. cheap quality golf clubs. cheap golf holidays portugal. cheap golf destinations. cheap golf r for sale. cheap golf jackets. cheap golf pencils. cheap golf 5 gti for sale in south africa. cheap golf trousers. cheap golf phoenix. cheap golf 3 in gauteng. cheap golf in macon georgia. discount golf gloves free shipping. cheap golf in portugal. cheap golf equipment uk. cheap golf qld. cheap golf apparel. cheap yamaha golf carts. cheap golf cart keys. cheap golf naples. cheap golf 1. cheap golf in orlando. cheap golf nashville. cheap golf gloves. cheap golf range. cheap golf tops. golf mk4 cheap. cheap golf clubs. cheap golf balls 100 pack. cheap golf maui. cheap golf r for sale. cheap golf edmonton. cheap golf ball markers. cheap golf 5 gti for sale. cheap golf umbrellas uk. cheap golf myrtle beach. cheap golf 7 tsi. cheap golf deals near me. cheap golf 1.4. cheap golf wedge sets. cheap golf 3 for sale. cheap golf courses. cheap golf 6 r for sale. cheap golf simulator. cheap golf new zealand. cheap golf insurance. cheap golf mat. cheap golf rounds queensland. cheap golf usa. cheap golf queenstown. cheap golf online. cheap golf florida. cheap golf polo shirts. cheap golf las vegas. cheap golf sets. cheap golf at machrihanish. cheap golf clubs new zealand. cheapest golf cart rental key west. cheap golf t shirts. cheap golf 1 for sale in durban. cheap golf pants. cheap golf trousers. cheap golf balls. cheap golf la quinta. cheap golf days. cheap golf yardage finder. cheap golf balls online. cheap golf dublin. cheap golf accessories. cheap golf albufeira. cheap golf 6 gti dsg for sale. cheap golf equipment usa. cheap golf 5 in gauteng. cheap golf edinburgh. cheap golf shoes size 7. cheap golf 6 gti dsg. cheap golf jakarta. cheap golf uk breaks. cheap golf knickers women's. cheap golf packages portugal. cheap golf shoes canada. cheap pack of golf balls. cheap golf lease. cheap golf 6 gti dsg for sale. cheap golf kc. cheap 8v golf cart batteries. cheap golf wear. cheap golf 1.9 tdi This game is by far one of the best games i've ever played. The music in this game fits extrodinarily well with the gameplay and makes me want to play it more. the graphics crazy good. I can tell just by looking at it how much time and dedication the developers put into this game. The physics of the game honestly i have no idea how they made. The collision detection is insane and i have no idea how my computer can handle how much stuff is going on in it. Now for the best part, THE STORY. To be honest i didn't expect this game to have a story at all, but oh was I wrong. I don't want to spoil anything since that would be bad, but I have to say it made me cry. It reminded me alot of my struggles getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. The main character I could relate with so much and it felt like they put me in the game. I never expected such an extrodinary game to exist, but it does. I DEFINITELY recommend buying this game. The amount of sweat and tears that must have gone into this game is unimaginable.. Loved the gameplay, absolutely hated the music. The game constantly sounds like a huge server room being tortured to death - quite painful for human ears. But I guess Susan wanted it that way.. Loved the gameplay, absolutely hated the music. The game constantly sounds like a huge server room being tortured to death - quite painful for human ears. But I guess Susan wanted it that way.. The game is very frustrating, but fun. The commentary is cute, too.Somone posted about how realistic the gam play was. Let me assure you, it is NOT! This is NOT a golf game.It is a pixelated-retro-frustrating-instulting gem.Play it, but be preapred to yell at it, too.. went FULL BOOPFLING \/ 10 gameplaySUSAN was pleased.. It's a fun little golf game! Decent challenge too, glad I backed it.. This is the game I have waited over 40 years for.... I had this dream where in 30 years, in like 2020, video games were not that different from today. But simultaneously they were also a parody of everything that had happened in between. I remember a presence, a name. Susan.She made me feel calm faced with the uneasiness brought on by video games. Or was it the other way around?No matter. There was balance.. Weird(ly good). pretty coool -Episode 2: Cryptofutures Is Out Now-: Hello All,We just released Episode 2! It should be in your current version of the game (1.0.3). We also made the following updates:- Camera zooms out a little smoother- Episode 1 levels got a few changes (mostly difficulty tweaks)- Slight improvements to the editor, but it still has a ways to go- Slo-mo threshold was reduced, so you should see it more (slo-mo is enabled when you fling a ball while it's still moving)We also added 2 new leaderboards (for Ep. 1 + 2) and one new achievement.We also promise it will not take a whole extra year for Episode 3 (and full release) to arrive. We are well underway on that - current estimation is about 2-3 months.Enjoy!-Miles @ PixeljamPS - The Linux version of Episode 2 is a bit behind and should be available within the week.. FREE GAME OFFER / 80% Off The Entire Pixeljam Collection / 10% Off Nova Drift This Week: Hello all,This week we are running a big discount on our entire collection of older games: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/1028/The_Pixeljam_Collection/Get the bundle for 85% off!Our newest published title NOVA DRIFT is also discounted 10% this week:https://store.steampowered.com/app/858210/Nova_Drift/Also, the Nova Drift OST Composer Miles Tilmann (me, actually) is selling his entire 20 year discography for 80% off: http://milestilmann.bandcamp.comFinally, if you'd like a free game, fill out this survey and share one of our announcements as well (links are in the survey):https://forms.gle/smvrs1Swser3x7H67Take care,-Miles @ Pixeljam. Pixeljam Presents NOVA DRIFT - A Deep ARPG-SHMUP: Hello all,We're excited to announce that after almost 5 years in development, NOVA DRIFT is ready for the world to play:https://store.steampowered.com/app/858210/Nova_Drift/(Click anywhere that's NOT the 'add to cart' button for more info on the game)It's an ARPG-Styled space brawler with tons of customization options, depth and polish. Kind of like Asteroids meets Path of Exile...If you'd like to help us spread the word about launch, please RT! https://twitter.com/pixeljamgames/status/1110935441098723330We hope you love it!-Miles @ Pixeljam. STORY MODE added!: Hello all,Due to multiple requests for this, we've added STORY MODE to the game. (Available in version 1.1 and up)Press M on the title screen to toggle between normal / story mode.Story Mode: Levels no longer have a par - you can fling as many times as you want. However, you receive no score for any level you complete in story mode.This is useful for those that want to see what SUSAN has in store for them but have gotten stuck on a particular level.SPEEDRUN MODE is coming up next! :)-Miles @ Pixeljam. -SPEEDRUN MODE ADDED-: Another week, another update... version 1.11 now has SPEEDRUN MODE, which means: No cutscenes A single timer for the entire episode A new speedrun leaderboard for each episodeYour time will only submit to Steam if you make it to the very end of the episode, of course.If you'd like to help us spread the word:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1064628770433363970We hope you enjoy the new feature! More stuff in the works, including Episode 4 and weekly challenges.-Miles @ Pixeljam. -Pixeljam's Surreal Minigolf Comedy CHEAP GOLF Has Launched-: Hello all,We're excited to announce the launch of our latest original game, CHEAP GOLF:https://store.steampowered.com/app/616520/Cheap_Golf/It's a surreal and (sometimes) 4th-wall-breaking minigolf comedy starring a mysterious AI bot named SUSAN.It just left Early Access, and is currently 20% off this week.If you are feeling super awesome and would like to help us get the word out, please consider retweeting this:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1059491318454468608We hope you enjoy it!-Miles @ Pixeljam. Camera Hotfix - Version 1.0.4 Live: We just uploaded a new version (1.0.4) that addresses zooming/camera issues in 1.0.3 when dragging the flinger outside of the play area. It should work much smoother now.-Miles @ Pixeljam. Cheap Golf Has Fully Launched!: Hello Golfers,Today marks the day we unleash SUSAN upon the world.Today is the day CHEAP GOLF leaves Early Access!The game should auto-update to version 1.0.97 (1.0.95 on Linux), and contain all 3 episodes. More are planned for 2019...Thanks for the patience and support.And if you feel like helping us boost the launch signal:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1059491318454468608Take care,-Miles @ Pixeljam
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